23 February 2019
We are far too used to English schizophrenia the clinical study case for which is Andy Murray: When Andy wins he is "our" player. When Murray loses he is a Scottish ****er.
Shemima Begum though is Bethnal Green Londoner. Striping her from citizenship won't strip her from her East London accent. (Despite the obvious fact that the Bethnal Green Academy cut short Shamima's Speech and Language Therapist sessions).
Wherever she settles or roams until the end of her life she will have an English accent proper and be recognisable as The British Isis Wife.
At a second-level association whenever I hear Shamima Begum I think of British Petroleum gaz spillage in the Mexican Gulf.
The phrase "A lady never farts" pops up in my head. Yes, the lady never farts she just projects dirt away from herself.
England better take Shamima Begum home and launder her by a trail.
On the occasion of WW2's 75th anniversary next year, it might be a good idea to eventually decide how sex-colaborators should be lawfully treated.
Thus instead of letting Shamima Begum tour the world as the wrong ambassador take her back home and make her the precedent law case for a sex-collaborator.
As this is what she was a sex-collaborator.
Alternatively she could undergo a lawsuit as the "howsewife" she insist she was.
In England if Shamima was divorcing a Russian oligarch she would have pleaded the right at half of his fortune.
As a wife of an Isis fighter, whom she obviously would like to divorce, Shamima might be entitled to half of her husband's fortune (or the whole of it if he is already dead) = a life sentence (?).
Unlike other housewives she can not claim that she was not aware of her husband's occupation.
Suing Shamima Begum at home would send a positive message to all women around the world :
a) you are responsible for your life and destiny even if you are a housewife.
b) your pussy is as dangerous a weapon as a gun - using it may lead to prison.
(This might be why decision makers don't want to deal with the hot Begum potato : women will refuse sex with politicians from the ruling party fearing their fall, therefore punishment, on future elections).
This is what I think as half مصلاوية Mosulite who still has plenty of family in Mosul.
Give justice don't swipe the dirt under somebody else's carpet.
And yes, pay the personal price - having left women with no other weaponry but their bodies - Yes, you might be deprived of sex. Even (or especially) if you are a too prominent a politician - decision maker.
Thus the children of footballers will inherit the world. (Not sure about tennis players - those occasionally British occasionally Scottish in particular).
Fair enough don't you think?