Mom Bud or The Benefits of Faux Anthropology 

CW 6+2D of 25 January at Café Rouge St Paul circa 1230. Never go there, the leg ça va but the rest...

Fortunately not all worlds and civilisations, hence aesthetic tests and ideas, are build upon religions of suffering and sacrifice, where all signs of pleasure, God forbid lust, and lush - God forbid feminine, are judged upon and punished.

For the last ten years, I am at my thinnest now, about three months after starting to attend St Bride's eucharist on a Sunday and sing just before lunch surveyed by a skinandbone Jesus on the Cross from one side and by a six-pack St Paul and a.... what? skinny-bonny? ...St Bride from the other.

Indeed, haven't Jesus, Mary and the saints been for centuries a role model for how to, not merely behave but also, look? Chaste and austere.

So you wouldn't expect now the modern icons, fashion models or others to be suddenly dad bods and mom buds*, would you? I mean who, how and when would have made the transition from the skinny-bonny St Bride to mom bud Beyonce? ...if not Aretha, Barry, Tina, Courtney or else to speak all those ... more or less coming from the devil?

A renowned 👑mom bud 👑and "baddie".

In regards to expectations of human appearance Islam, on the other hand, is more liberal and coherent.

Liberal: as no images of God, Mohammad or saints are allowed; there is no expectations how Muslims, men or women, should look. Obviously, as in all other matter, here too freedom is a two edged sword : have we had more images of luscious houris in Heaven's garden, probably less mops would have been put on women's heads.

Coherent: Allah, just like people, doesn't mind riches, another expression of which is fat. Schizophrenic as I am I still find it difficult to understand how do they do it in those societies where Money is God, and still God says "I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."

Islam and other religious believes are in accord on the riches and fat veneration. In France a friend newly arrived from Africa used to tell me "You are so cool but why you have sooo little on you?" disaprouvingly clicking lips at my не човек а желязо, "not human but iron" communist ideal - freshly arrived from Eastern Europe - figure (For if you thought that Silicon Valley came with the idea of one meal a day, you would be wrong. The Communist embarrassed it and practice it since more than a century. And if you don't believe me go ask around in Ukraine or North Correa) and then go and have fun with a woman that could put three of me in only one pair of her knickers.

There Bella, and all other excellent mom buds, always remember to relatives and always redpill** those who body-talk in an unpleasant way. Here are some examples for the future

Mom bud entry on Urban dictionary:

1.Anne: Hey Mary, don't you think it's time to loose that belly? Mary: No way, I am travelling to Cape Town in February and to Dubai in October, I am not reshaping this mom bud anytime soon.

2.Jon: Hay Ben, remember Sarah the mom bud? She's making tons of money modeling in the Middle East, Turkey and some ex-Soviet Republics. Ben: Who would've thought. Who would've thought.

3. The grass is always greener where I take my mom bud, you looser!

Mom bud is easy to remember as already everybody knows dad bod. Worst case scenario: mom bud will end up as 'mum buddy'.

* Mom Bud. Formation process : 1. Transposition based on the original dad bod - mum bod. 2. Application of a verlan*** mom bud. Result : more sophisticated than its prototype, resembling its subject. Unlike the simple 'dad' deriving, well, from 'dad', here 'mom' associates with "môme" - French for girl. The 'bud' is like in see below below

**red pill "This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You take the blue pill: the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill: you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes." - Morpheus, The Matrix - Urban Dictionary

***Verlan, is a type of argot in the French language, featuring inversion of syllables in a word, and is common in slang and youth language.

26 January

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